“Say Something Nice About Britain” & This Is What They Said

Today the UK is a small country of modest military might and international clout. That wasn’t always so. There was a time when this small island nation ruled a third of the globe and was engaged in enriching itself at the cost of severely impoverishing the rest of the world. However I am writing in a language that the Brits brought to India --- and you are reading it. I wonder what I would say if someone asked me “Say Something Nice about the UK”

“Say Something Nice about UK”

There were any answers – some sincerely good, some sincerely bad and some sincerely sarcastic.

Best breakfast said someone

That is a massive repast – I don’t think most people would be able to consume all the food in that image.

Hmmm

Most of the food on that plate is said to have originated in places other than England, pointed out some of the tweeple.

Mustard

Coleman’s mustard said someone.

Pretty

When the weather is fine, that is.

I agree

The Beatles, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Queen...I would add Pink Floyd, Rolling Stones, Genesis, Deep Purple, Def Leppard... 

Some thought long and hard

Then said this. Alas, Freddie Mercury was not born in England but he spent his most creative years there.

Fault lines

The British were famous for their imperialism and colonisation – as well as their divide and rule policy where it suited them.

Trains

Many hark back to the fact that the British set up the railway system in India – which they did, but only to facilitate the easy movement of goods and raw materials to fill their own coffers.

Some love the UK

They had many good things to say

Some not so much

Others would say that the areas colonised by the Brits were what funded their industrial revolution, and accommodated their population explosion.

This tongue in cheek reply

There are so many countries today that celebrate their independence day – just because of the British.

The countryside

Writers have always waxed eloquent about the English countryside.

But…

Well, it is spectacular … if one has never seen anything else.

The cartoons?

Like Shaun the Sheep and Thomas the Tank Engine.

Sarcasm?

Pretty sure this is sarcastic – practically nothing in that picture is healthy.

The national dish

Chicken tikka masala is the most popular dish in the country – and that is certainly not British.

Place names

Maybe this has something to do with the sense of humour that people went on about.

The houses

They look nice even if they are cold and inconvenient inside.

This simple answer

When asked to “say something nice about the UK” this was a simple, short answer.

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