Finding one person who genuinely likes their in-laws is very difficult. For those stuck in the middle it is a pain to keep listening to the saga of saas-bahu fights all day long. Having taken this issue seriously pharma companies have been working with world renowned psychiatrists to finding a solution to solve this eternal conundrum. Having studied 564 saas and bahi pairs, they are about to release in the market something that they believe will truly help domestic harmony. Their answer – chewing gum!
A researcher at the labs of a very popular pharmaceutical company who prefers to remain anonymous has recently revealed that he has created a chewing gum that can help to bring harmony between mothers who constantly bicker with their son’s wife.. This chewing gum encourages the production of endorphins and phenylethylamines, and the latter is said to induce familial feelings in women. The mother-in-law is chemically persuaded to accept the bahu as a part of the family and in some test subjects, were ready to accept them as their own child thereby indicating the capability of the gum to induce maternal instincts. The daughter-in-law was persuaded to think of her saas as her own mother and to be docile and respectful.
As an added bonus, chewing the gum allows them time to think when in the middle of an argument. Taking time to chew the gum helps to calm them down and divert their nervous energies. When asked about his motivation he said, “My wife and mother have been fighting a way for decades. They also watch those terrible saas-bahu television serials and pride themselves on being just like them. I had to put an end to it because I needed to get some peace of mind around the house.” “The moment I get the go ahead, the first people who will be seen chewing this will be my mother and my wife,” he said.
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