Maggi Milkshake, Burger & Cheese Paan? What Fresh Hell Is This?

India’s beloved convenience food is Maggi – it is available simply everywhere and everyone has a favourite Maggi story. But apparently, this favourite food also has people inventing some pretty ghastly concoctions out of it. They made sweet rose Maggi, some genius put Maggi in pani puri and then someone invented Oreo Maggi, some type of nightmarish sundae. And now there is a Maggi milkshake. They also created a Maggi burger and (ugh) cheese paan Check it out

This abomination

It appears to be regulation Maggi with some veggies mixed up in it and then dunked into a large mug of milk. It seems as though this is actually served somewhere.

Adding insult to injury

Someone else had this bright idea – a Maggi burger as well. These things are just going too far now!

What is happening!

In a bid to create fusion food and unusual food combinations, people seem to do more and more bizarre things. Perhaps COVID stress is responsible, says this tweet and also speaks of raisins and sweets being added to dosa.

Who is responsible for this!

They are worthy of the strictest punishment, feels this Twitter user.

True!

The rose Maggi, and the Oreo Maggi and whatnot! People seem to feel free to add it to just about anything.

And it’s wrong!

Just because Maggi is easy to make, cheap and tasty, this doesn’t mean that it has to be misused like this!

Punishable offence

Some felt this is a crime that deserves the death penalty. A lot of people feel very strongly about all these culinary crimes, it seems.

Or this

Shoot him in the stomach suggests this one: a punishment straight out of mythology.

And then there is this

If they can add Maggi to anything, cheese is another thing that they seem to want to add to just about anything – even an after the meal mouth freshener.

What is your problem?

Why would anyone do something like this! Why?

It’s not normal

It isn't normal to create a combination out of two things that are so completely at odds with each other. There is no need for things like a Maggi burger and Maggi milkshake and cheese paan to exist. At all. Anywhere in the world. Ever.

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