Men are so different that we very strongly nod our heads when the phrase comes in ‘Men are from Mars’. There are things that men do, that women just don’t get it. So, if you thought, only few men are like that and your prince is surely different, well you are in for a surprise. Men are born with some manufacturing defects and all of them at least on these points are same. Here’s a ready list for you.
Their nicknames are mind boggling My real name is not my real name
If Peter, Duke and Dave are going for a party, then they will warmly call each other as Dickhead, Shithole, and Dumbass.
Forever broke Put some money in it. Please!
In a decade or so, men manage to go out for a lunch with friends but the problem crops up when the bill arrives. They search every existing hole in their body to collect pennies so that they can pay the bill.
They have a big heart Leave me, this bucket is mine!
A man will pay double for a thing he needs but in some cases you can expect a theft in the store even.
Their rooms are more like heaven Man’s heaven
Men maintain their rooms so differently that even a rat refuses to get in. Tidiness is no word in a man’s dictionary!
The biggest task for them Did I roll it right?
You cannot say that it’s common sense to put a toilet paper on a roll, it is a super power. Apparently only women possess this magic in their hands.
Commitment? What’s that? Did you just say commitment?
You want them to change the toilet paper roll? Just try the word ‘commitment’ and see them working.
Men are hygienic Socks should be on floor only. Man’s logic.
Found a pair of dirty, smelly socks or an underwear near-to or semi-near the basket? Probably a man is nearby.
Men as parent Father, why did you do this?
A man has an unique way of handling kids that we just don’t get.
