‘Lunch’ That Lasted 14 Years Had Everyone Intrigued

Remember those times when people used to post pictures of their lunch on Facebook or update a lunch appointment on Twitter? The times before all of the hate and toxicity that floods social media today? One Twitter user tweeted something about going out for lunch back in March 2007. Their next tweet was many years later – getting back from lunch. For some reason, this caught everyone's fancy with thousands of retweets, lakhs of likes and hundreds of replies. The handle – @deleted – now has 132K followers.

This was the first tweet

This person is waiting for lunch

Minutes later

They made the announcement that they were going out for lunch. Both tweets are dated 15 March 2007. Then nothing for year.

Tweeting in 2021

And then in July 2021, this person comes back from lunch.

Back!

For some reason, this fascinated the tweeple. With 61K + retweets of the tweet and nearly 115K followers as of today, this is a social media influencer’s dream!

I need that

This commentator may have trouble counting, but they are clearly very interested in long lunches.

Someone pointed this out

2007 to 2021 is not 18 years they pointed out – clearly a case for reopening schools.

Someone made a video

…About the reply!

Which restaurant?

Most wanted to know how a lunch lasts that long. Some also wanted to know which restaurant was responsible for the ‘delay’ so they could avoid it.

Quantum realm?

Someone said time works differently in the quantum realm. This commentator agrees.

Explanations

People conjectured about the reasons behind such a huge gap between the first two tweets and the subsequent ones

Another one

People had created various scenarios to explain this.

This dystopian scene

Translated from the Amharic by Google, this one seems to say “Lunch: your soul will not be saved”.

While you were out to lunch

This person helpfully listed out some important events of the intervening years... in case this person had taken a really long nap a la Rip Van Winkle. 

Some had this view

They felt that young kids had no business getting into this conversation.

Work scenario?

Taking a 14 year long lunch break couldn’t have gone over well with the employer, points out this commentator.

Most do this

But maybe a really long lunch sounds like a good idea. @deleted continues the conversation – they invite someone to lunch but ‘she never showed up’.

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