Eating Paratha with Knife and Fork? That Is Just Wrong!

I am amazed by people who use cutlery such as a spoon, fork and/or knife to eat items such as pizza or dosa. I don’t approve of them, but I am amazed. Now it turns out that certain heathens presume to eat the robust paratha with knife and fork. How does one do that? And more importantly, why? Filmmaker Gurinder Chadha of Bend it Like Beckham and Bride and Prejudice fame shared this post on Twitter:

All else is good, but

The plate has the necessary accompaniment of butter, but instead of fingers, some poor misguided soul is using fork and knife. The poor misguided soul is the child of Chadha according to her own confession.

People agreed

Fiteh moo, said Chadha and people agreed. The Punjabi Fitteh mooh or dur fitteh mooh means something like 'may your face/mouth burn in hell' according to some sources.

Like this

Basically it’s the equivalent of a face palm gesture.

Punishable offence

This is just wrong, felt the tweeple.

A culinary affront

There are some people who eat pineapple on their pizza. This is something similar, the tweeple felt.

Someone noticed another transgression

What about pickle and curd, asks this Twitter commentator.

Pickle is necessary

Preferably this pickle.

Or this achar

Someone noticed the pickle on the table and seemed to approve of it.

Right and wrong

There is a right way to eat aloo ka paratha and there is a wrong way to do it, as this tweet helpfully illustrates.

The curd discussion

Some also noticed the type of curd used and pointed out how some choices could be a mistake.

Aunties!

Those disapproving aunties have their eye on everything and are ready to disapprove.

This rule of thumb

When something starts to malfunction, you turn it off and then on again. Should work with kids as well, thought this commentator.

The correct way to eat

A parantha should be eaten with the fingers, which should then be properly licked clean --- like this. Perhaps someone could teach Gurinder Chadha's son the right way to eat a paratha, suggested the tweeple.

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