Asking your boss for a leave just because you wanted to spend some time home or with your girlfriend? Well, there’s no chance in hell you’re getting that leave, so why waste time thinking on it? Stop wasting time convincing your boss with your ‘so good truth’ because we have a master plan for those who have an evil headed boss. Yes guys, make use of these excuses to give to your boss for that sudden leave.
1. Tummy troubles
Tummy troubles
Oh shit! You have those bad and ugly stomach problems and when you say this to your boss he would never ask anything and you will get out of office within next 5 minutes.
2. Labor works
Labour works
Now you need to real actor here! Say your cousin went into labor and you are the only person close to the hospital. Yes, you need to go urgently.
3. Cramps
Cramps
Whether your boss is a male or female, your menstrual cramps can help you to get out of office in few minutes. They would synthesize you with this problem and you would not be questioned again.
4. Toothaches
Toothaches
The ugliest and real lie you can ever say to your boss is you are suffering from a bad toothache and you need to rush to the dentist now. Real or imagined, say he recommended you to pull off the teeth.
5. Pet excuse
Pet excuse
If your boss is a pet lover, you will never fail with this problem. Say your pet is alone at home and your neighbours have informed you that something is wrong with her. Your boss would understand the pain.
6. Civil duty
Civil duty
Not even your boss can argue with your civil work! Say you need to attend the court for some civil purpose and none of them will stop you.
7. Accident
Accident
Oh God! This might be one of the popular excuses par when said with proper humor and feelings, no boss can fail to get trapped. Say a close family member was in a car accident.
8. Booty problems
Booty problems
You got several rashes and boils on your booties and your doctor advised you to take soak bath for some hours. Don’t worry, you will definitely succeed.
9. Gynecological problems
Gynaecological problems
Just knock the door and say this to your boss “gynaecological problem”. No questions, no staring, no targets but this problem you will get out of office with ease. Poor guys, this won’t work for you.
10. Severe migraine
Severe Migrane
If you’re a real actor, sever a migraine or severe a headache can get you away from the sympathy of your boss. A migraine is a genuine condition and because it is a serial issue, the boss might take your leave into consideration.
Author: Rima Chowdhury
