Are you one of those people who put the pro in procrastination? If so, here are a few things that you will totally relate to.
Reports are usually longer than they really are
Report that is Longer than it Really is
After countless number of practices, you have finally mastered the art of making the report seem longer than it actually is. It might even be safe to call you the king of fluff.
“P” in procrastination stands for planning
“P” in Procrastination stands for Planning
Most of your procrastinated time is spent weaving an eloquent and efficient plan to execute the task at hand. If planning was the actual work, you’d have got it done before it was even assigned. Or maybe not!
The tricky execution part
The Tricky Execution Part
When it comes to the real thing, you start to fumble. Your executions of the elaborate plans that you hatch are very much, ummm, absent.
Achiever of incredible feats
Achiever of Incredible Feats
You can finish an assignment that takes a month to complete in just one night, not to mention the entire syllabus in 24 hours.
The fear of CAN’T
The Fear of CAN’T
When the deadline finally approached, your heart will be gripped by an agonizing fear of not being able to do the task on time. Right then and there you kick yourself for not doing it on time, and vow to never repeat it again, and this vow is doomed to never be kept.
