Love is perhaps the most potent and absorbing four letter word after life. In fact, Love is Life as they say or vice-versa. And there could perhaps be nothing more beautiful or admirable than seeing a couple happily in love. But life isn't all that hunky dory after all. Especially in today's age where we all live for instant gratification, amidst times fraught with impatience and short temper, we see couples breaking up every now and again and more so, for the silliest of reasons. Let's look at some bizarre excuses that couples got away with in breaking up with their partners:
Hey so what if he didn't really bring you your choice of poison or if didn't know what red wine was? Was the bottle more important or him? Now, it's clear what mattered more.
Well we understand your plight there. Hygiene after all is a must! But, did you finish those fries then? Or suddenly your hunger evaporated into thin air?
Well Mister, does that mean you don't quite like how your mom smells? Whoa, that's a shocker. We thought there could be nothing better than a mom and her daughter-in-law having the same taste in many things.
But, aren't you wearing the same old grumpy looking hat?
Yep, those funny, silly, stupid and endless commericals never cease to bore us. But don't you think you were a bit too harsh on her there? Well, good riddance for her.
That's fair. But what if she felt you looked like Sarah Silverman but kept it to herself so as to not annoy you?
We've all been a witness to this gory and spine-chilling way in which the joker laughed. Not the funny joker though! So, we are with you on this one. Good that the progeny didn't have to bear with his maniacal laughter. That would have been hard on them.
That just sounded as if you had expected your partner to train you hard for the next 'ultraman' marathon and she failed at it miserably. Well, breaking up with you, only makes her the 'winner', really!
Creepiness doesn't exactly fit well in the scheme of things where love is concerned. So good then that the Dino-raptor toe nailed dude got away from you.
We wonder what really happened there? Don't you think you belong somewhere in the outer space and not here on earth. Go moon-land with your favorite kinda alien. Happy tripping.
Well didn't you know that hair actually has a tendency of growing back or being in its former shape?
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