Our patience levels have always been tested by the promotional calls that usually hack our cell phone numbers. Whether you are taking care of your hygiene routine in the loo or even when you are out for that well-planned date you had been looking forward to, these pesky calls can crop out of anywhere. So we thought, why not just share the common woes by having a laugh at it? Take a look at various types of promotional calls and messages that annoy us the most.
Sir, do you have a requirement for a credit card, insurance policy or personal loan?
What will you take to leave me alone?
Are you alone? Want sexy company? Call at xxxxxxxxxx.
Yes, and it doesn’t matter that they are liberally destroying the word friendship or ‘dosti’.
Do you need a new Postpaid number
Other than the fact that my current one receives calls from you, no I don’t particularly have need for one.
Contest hooks created with the question ‘Is banana a fruit?’ A. Yes B. No
How about C. You are a moron!
Earn upto xxxx Lacs by investing into this “scam” policy
My dear friend, why would I be working my behind off if earning lacs of Rupees was so easy. Who are you trying to fool here?
This scheme has been activated on your number
Huh. What? Why? When did I ask for it? Wochya talkin’ ’bout?
*Random woman singing some pathetic 80s song*. Want to make this your caller tune? Dial xxxxx to do so?
Disgusting!
Why would I make “I am Disco Dancer” my caller tune in a sane state of mind? Bappi Da fan anyone?
Are you not successful in business or job? Is your wife not happy with you? Are you not performing in bed? Call on this number and get a solution for all your woes.
Thank you creep. For putting all these doubts in my head.
We could go on and on, but the truth is, they always find innovative and ingenious ways to get to us, past the DNDs. Have you been annoyed by these vexatious calls and messages as well? Tell us in the comments below.
Author: Kadambari Srivastava
