#WeMetOnTwitter or #ForeverAlone? – Which Camp Do You Belong to?

In general, Twitter is the repository for all that is awful about human nature – users express all the hate, envy, hypocrisy, aggression and latent perversion that they would hesitate to do in real life.  Generally speaking, it is a battleground of sorts and not a place to meet, greet and exchange pleasantries. So when #WeMetOnTwitter started to trend, many were like WTF?

This sort of thing

This happily ever after stuff is not what one expects to find on Twitter. Angst, resentment, victimhood – that’s the Twitter we love to hate!

#WeMetOnTwitter

Some met and parted. Some met and remained (gasp!) together!

‘Can’t believe it’

Well, neither can we!

Really?

Who meets on Twitter? OK, people do meet, but they don’t usually like each other.

What a place to ‘meet’

Some commentators found the #WeMetOnTwitter hashtag funny – probably because they have a life outside Twitter?

Mostly people were like…

…#WeMetOnTwitter? What did I just see!

Singles were like…

…Don’t rub salt into my wounds!

Some were quite blasé

They were like --- we can take it.

What about Tinder!

What about actual dating websites? If people ‘meet’ on Twitter they have no use of these.

Envious

Singles reading all the …#WeMetOnTwitter tweets were like – what are we doing wrong!

Some were just sad

When they saw that people were finding love on an acrimonious platform such as Twitter, they were like I'm never finding anyone!

Really sad

You're happy, but what about me, was the tenor of a lot of tweets.

The lonely people

Soon #ForeverAlone was trending and it all got rather self-pitying and maudlin.

#SingleLife

There were those who were all alone, or worse, they were getting stood up and having all their hopes dashed!

The cynics

The tweeple don’t believe there is that one perfect person for them out there. After all, they’ve seen too much of the dregs of humanity on Twitter to actually believe that #WeMetOnTwitter is a real, actual thing.

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