There are celebrity couples who marry secretly and take care to hide their nuptials from the world. There are those who don’t mind sharing bits of their special day with the doting public. Then there are those who really, really let it all hang out… canoodling before the wedding, kissing after and a blow by blow account of everything in between. We speak of course of the recent wedding of Bipasha Basu and Karan Singh Grover, a wedding that we appear to know altogether too much about.
You are just so into each other
Yes, yes we get it. You’re in lust, can’t keep your hands off each other and so on… it is the smell of a minty fresh new relationship.
It’s all a wee bit too staged looking
She is picture perfect and so is he. Not a hair out of place; the makeup just so. Chiseled six pack and stunning dimpled smile much in evidence. The angles are perfect, the expressions so beautifully photogenic.
Could those smiles be any wider?
You are very happy and we are really happy for you. Really! But did you guys just have some dental work done that you feel compelled to display?
Monkey wedding? Really?
Exactly how old are you? Your mental age I mean. Because if your idea of cute and romantic is to hashtag your event #MonkeyWedding, we do have to ask don’t we?
And a monkey cake? REALLY?
So seriously how old? And how much cheesiness do you think you can get away with!
You were colour coordinated?
Would you excuse me while I gag a little while everyone else goes Awww with duly clasped hands?
This is really not a daily soap
Or is it? Oh, now I get it. You’re in character aren’t you KSG? Because which human does this for unscripted reasons!
Thanks for the invite
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The blow by blow account of the Mehendi, the actual ceremony and all other wedding events really gave us a front row seat! Thanks guys, it was good to be invited!
Please don’t stare at me
I cannot open my Facebook page without looking at Bipasha’s beautiful dimples, or KSG’s chiseled good looks. If you’re quite finished with your lets-make-them-all-jealous project, we’ll just get on with our mundane, humdrum, non celebrity, only slightly above average looking lives and our first ever marriages.
Author – Reena Daruwalla
