Headlines scream out at us every morning and most people who still remember how to read, do tend to devour the news without which some can’t really start their day. These headlines can sometimes be so bizarre to read that it will either make you laugh or shake your head and say “d-uh”. Here are a few hilarious yet bizarre headlines that we’ve collected for you.
1. Dick causes wreak –
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Dick is short for detective! What were you thinking!
2. Failed drug test because of pot –
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“I got high and forgot I wasn’t supposed to get high” That explains everything of course
3. Parents name baby Drew Peacock –
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What is so awful about that? I hear you say. Hello! What kind of aulad ka dushman names their kid Drew Peakcock! Now say the two names together very quickly, multiple times. Yeah…you got it now.
4. One armed man applauds –
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Of course he does! People are being kind to him! Oh! You mean how does he applaud with one hand? The same way they do in other places. Thumping the hand on something solid.
5. Gun shop raid reveals weapons –
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No Kidding! Really? Were they expecting to find roses? And just to be clear, the owner was already under arrest?
6. No nuggets? Call 911 –
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This is a logical response surely? After all running out of chicken nuggets constitutes a serious, possibly life threatening emergency.
7. Only a burrito –
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Now this I understand…. I have a little relative who looks amazingly like a freshly made seekh kebab roll!
8. Police arrest everyone –
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Everyone? Clearly they were having a slow day! Question though – if ‘everyone’ was inside, who was guarding them!
9. Attorney sues himself –
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Oh thank goodness! I thought that was ‘shot himself!” They walk among us, people!
10. Eat underwear, beat breathalyzer –
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Of course! Male and with alcohol in his bloodstream. Enough said.
Author: Reena Daruwalla.
