For almost a decade the Emmy Award winning sitcom, ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ had us laughing our heads off. With its funny and silly family drama, the show really made us all smile and laugh ourselves silly even after a long and tiring day. So, how many of those funny episodes and dialogues do you remember? Let’s check it out.
The inevitable question
The concept of marriage
Marie Barone: Frank, do you love me?
Frank Barone: You still need reassurance, after 45 years of ‘Bondage’?
A life lesson
Wife knows better
Raymond Barone: Shouldn’t you be yelling at me, or something?
Debra Barone: Ray, when you’re on the Titanic you lower the lifeboats. You don’t stop to yell at the iceberg.
Valentine’s Day
Remembering those old days
Marie Barone: Oh I used to love Valentine’s Day! Then I met your father.
Frank Barone: I used to love every day.
Father’s Advice
Teaching the most important lesson of life
Raymond Barone: Look, you have to do what Mommy says.
Ally Barone: Why?
Raymond Barone: Because I do.
A Husband’s Regret
Husband’s regret
Marie Barone: We almost got divorced.
Frank Barone: There’s a sad word, ‘almost’.
Anniversary Plans
When your wife just doesn’t understands you
Raymond Barone: Happy Anniversary. Hey, you know what I was thinking? Since this is our tenth anniversary, why don’t we let the kids stay at grandmas and grandpas, all night, if you know what I mean?
Debra Barone: Hey, hey we could watch our wedding video?
Raymond Barone: I guess you don’t know what I mean.
Visiting Robert’s Apartment
Explaining some common sense
Robert Barone: Apparently if you leave milk out for twelve weeks, it goes bad and then explodes. [Holds a candle] However, this is lavender bouquet.
Raymond Barone: Can we use it to light the apartment on fire?
Debra Barone: Robert, do you have any more candles?
Frank Barone: Or an old sneaker I can bury my face in?
Debra as Darth Vader
Darth Debra
Raymond Barone: Let me tell you something Robert, there’s two Debras. That’s right. There’s the Debra you see that doesn’t have a problem with it. Then, when everybody leaves, there’s the Debra that I see: Darth Debra.
Sandwich Protection
Advice from the experienced
Frank Barone: Let me tell you about life.
Ray Barone: Great. We’re going to hear the meaning of life from a man who once threw his shoe at a swan.
Frank Barone: That’s called “Protecting your sandwich”.
Raymond Bunking with Robert
Put some pants on, Robert
Ray Barone: Could you, err, put a shirt on?
[Gets under the covers]
Ray Barone: And some underpants?
Robert Barone: Excuse me! I believe this is my bed.
Ray Barone: Yeah, I know. But when you get in bed with a guy, you… put some pants on!
Author’s Name – Tushar Nayyar
