Have you ever got into those moments when there is an argument between Hollywood vs Bollywood? The discussion one way or the other always moves towards logic. If you want to see some bit of logic go for Hollywood and if you want just entertainment and fun, Bollywood is the answer. Even though 80% of the movies or scenes of the movies don’t really make any practical sense, we love them so they even become super hits at the box office. So, if movies like ‘Chennai Express’ and ‘Happy New Year’ are your favourite, then you are definitely not alone. The question remains…why?
1. That’s why they have dance numbers
Dance
When you dance, every random stranger on the street will join you and they know which dance move you are going to do next!
2. Rebirths, it of course happens with our hero
Hero
No matter what, Hero will be the hero and he has all the rights to be blessed with re-birth in the movie.
3. And why not the door next to her or the chain please?
DDLJ
And this is a famous scene from ‘Dilwale Dhulaniya Le Jayenge’ when the actor is waiting for the actress to alight the train but the actress chases to get hold of his hand instead of getting inside by the adjacent door.
4. Your job is never at risk
Dhoom
And the specialty of Bollywood movies is Abhishek Bachchan never catches anyone in the Dhoom movies, but he still remains a cop.
5. The songs have to be perfect
Chennai Express
When I was watching ‘Chennai Express’, I was wondering about Deepika who speaks in Tamil language but while she sings, it is proper Hindi accent.
6. Costume change, a mandate
Costume
Because one cannot simply wear a single costume in a single song of a movie. Do Teen to Banta hai!
7. The by turn attack
Bollywood heroes
When the hero is attacking people, everyone around him (villains) will wait to come and attack the hero one by one! They can’t fight together.
8. Do you seriously think it can happen?
Perfect English
In most of the Foreign countries, everyone around you joins and suddenly understands perfect Hindi language.
9. A new law of gravity, momentum…whatever
Punch
If the hero punches one guy then other 50 will also fall.
10. If actually people started giving this signal from airlines
Pilot
And you can still see the thumbs up of the pilot who is 4000 feet above the floor.
Author: Rima Chowdhury
