If you have ever been around a woman, you know that somethings you should just never ask a woman. But alas, if you make this mistake, then you’re truly on your own. Not sure, what we’re talking about. Then just as a safety net, go through this list and ask at your own risk.

  1. Where/what do you want to eat?
Must. Eat. All.

Must. Eat. All.

No. You just don’t ask someone that question. Asking someone where they want to eat leaves them panicking at the task of making a decision between all the amazing meals they could get their hands on.

 

  1. Is everything okay?
Give us more!

Give us more!

What sort of a vague question is that? We like specifics!

 

  1. Who do you find most attractive?
Brain wracking.

Brain wracking.

You better have the patience to listen to the answer once you ask this question. We don’t just have one person, we have a mental folder with categories and sub categories.

 

  1. Which is your favourite book?
There is just so many.

There is just so many.

Chances are this question will lead to several minutes of pondering and 7 variations as answer. Know what you’re getting into.

 

  1. What is the wildest thing you’ve done?
You might be in for a surprise.

You might be in for a surprise.

Question at your own risk. The answers could vary from innocent and cute to absolutely cuckoo.

 

  1. Channing Tatum or Zac Efron?
Tough decision.

Tough decision.

Prepare for hours of note making and multiple debates. This question needs an answer.

 

  1. Would you rather go to the hills or to the sea?
Both.

Both.

Everyone knows both landscapes have their own charm. If you’re asking someone this question, be prepared to receive an unsatisfactory answer.

 

  1. Chocolate pancakes or chocolate waffles?
Its impossible to pick.

It’s impossible to pick.

If you know chocolate like women know chocolates, after much consideration you’ll know the answer to that is three helpings of both.

 

  1. Flats or heels?
I got 99 problems and footwear sure is one.

I got 99 problems and footwear sure is one.

A decision most women dread having to make, choosing between flats or heels before stepping out requires hours of careful consideration and multiple changes of heart.

 

  1. Do you think she’s pretty?
Love each other.

Love each other.

Ask a woman if another is attractive and you may as well have signed up for a long drawn experience of what generations of teaching women to be one another’s competition has done. On the chance you find someone responding to the question positively, take that message of girl love forward. Encourage more positivity among women in our society.

 

Author: Asavri Misra

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