Thursdays are the worst day of the week. So we found a bunch of funny one liners on a website called One Line Fun and decided to share some of them with you.
Dear alcohol, we had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk.
Friends wave red flags when you have a bad idea. Real friends pick up a camera.
A man enters a store and says: “15 litres of wine please.” “Did you bring a container for this?” “You’re speaking to it.”
The difference between “Girlfriend” and “Girl Friend” is that little space in between we call the “Friend Zone”.
I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you.
Child’s experience: if a mother is laughing at the father’s jokes, it means they have guests.
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn’t that be an even number?
I think my neighbour is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Top 3 situations that require witnesses: 1) Crimes 2) Accidents 3) Marriages. Need I say more?
I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t.
Any room is a panic room if you’ve lost your phone in it.
Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.
Excuse us. We are still shaking with silent bouts of laughter.
Author: Kadambari Srivastava
