We all want to be seen as being a certain way: smart, witty, philosophical, well-informed, thoughtful, risqué and so on. Invariably we want our social media personas to reflect this side of us that we want others to see. As a result, we choose our the ‘About’ or the Status with care. If you're looking for something new or funny, these might help:
If you're a parent, particularly a parent of more than one children, this one applies to you.
This one may be cool and self-effacing but it may offend nana, dadi, aunt, father!
I always wondered about those guys whose status permanently says ‘At the gym’. I wonder about the guys who claim to be asleep too.
…Or for the punster! The play on the word seek and seekh – get it?
If you stand up for women and their rights and have no truck with those who think that women should be all ladylike, this one is for you!
If you want to be seen as both practical and philosophical, this is the one for you!
Sometimes your status is for you: to remind you to think big, not be intimidated and to follow your dreams.
Maybe love is blind, but people are not! After all, कुछ तो लोग कहेंगे !
…who want their kids to study hard! Actually I use this one – because I loathed algebra and and sucked at it bigtime at school.
It starts out being quite philosophical – but becomes rather rude!
ANY Shakespeare quote can be used. It makes you look learned and interested in literature! So what if no one understands it!
Use a couplet from your fave ghazal, use the lyrics of a song you love. Declare your feelings and musical preferences all at once!
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