Arnab Goswami is someone you either hate or you love. Repeat, love or hate him, because you cannot remain indifferent; in fact he has spawned an entire genre of Arnab Goswami jokes and memes because of his extreme verbosity, his apparent inability to comprehend a view other than his own agenda and his remarkable ability to browbeat his panelists into abject submission.
1. He speaks; he speaks a lot-
He is garrulous, he is loudmouthed, loquacious, vocal, windy…. (have any more synonyms for talkative?)
2. Arnab Supermanharanguer-
Over time, the man has become so popular (or notorious depending upon your point of view) satirists have begun to credit the man with superman like powers.
3. Much Like The Great Rajnikanth-
If the inimitable Rajinikanth has a cult status among film stars in India, this guy enjoys something similar in the world of Indian journalism.
4. Ah! So Rajni Taught Arnab-
No wonder then! Goswami has joined the echelons of Superman and Batman, who visit Rajnikanth, because it’s Teacher’s Day.
5. The World Record Holder (Probably) In Browbeating-
The man has a remarkable ability to keep repeating just one thing. He never ever runs out of breath!
6. The Nation Wants To Know…. About Arnab Goswami’s Wife
If you type Arnab into Google’s search box and “ goswami wife” is helpfully auto completed for you. Yes, it’s true, the man is married to, Pipi Goswami, who many believe is actually a saint. If Google is anything to go by then a lot of people want to know about her.
7. He Wants Answers-
Lots of answers, from everyone!
So long as the answers are the ones he wants to hear.
8. He Makes Us Wish There Were A 30th Day in February-
For those who like him less and dislike him more, the need for this day every year is very necessary. 30th February.
The nation wants to know…
But Arnab himself knows everything!