India is filled with funny people ! No we aren’t talking about the Kapil Sharma variety of slapstick funny. Nope we are talking about our friendly neighbourhood rickshaw owners. Here is a list of funny quotes and one liners collected from behind their auto rickshaws.

1. “Maa kaa aashirwaad” meaning “by mother’s blessing”.

2. The following rickshaw slogan is just too much. The Hindi words “Has mat pagli pyaar ho jaaega” meaning “Don’t smile, crazy woman, because I will fall in love with you.”.

3. “Majnu” in the next photo means “Loverboy”.

4. “No smoking No kissing ” 

5.This one’s just epic “ I couldn’t afford a Volkswagen, Thus auto ! 

6.Wow inspiring and a confident quote “badi hokar audi banungi”.

7. ”Dum hai to cross kar, varna bardasht kar” – If you have the guts then overtake me, or else tolerate being stuck behind me.

8. “Rickshaw wale babu I love you” 

9. Amiro ki zindagi, biscuit or cake par, driver ki zindagi, clutch or break par“ – The rich feed on biscuits and cake, while auto drivers feed on clutch and brake.

10. “Nobody remains virgin life fucks everyone “

 

Author’s Name : Pulkit Kalra

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