Do you wake up every morning filled with burning hate for your phone alarm? Does waking up make you question what you do for a living and why you do it? Do you hate people who are ‘unnaturally’ chirpy in the mornings? If you’ve answered yes to two out of three of the above questions, you might just have found your true self. Congratulations! You are not a morning person!
The alarm comes as a complete surprise every morning.
Waking up each day is a chore. Each morning is war between you and your alarm and it takes at least 3 alarms or snooze cycles before you can face the day.
Where is the coffee? Nothing makes sense until you’ve had coffee.
Even once you are up, you don’t feel like a functioning human being until you’ve had your coffee.
Breakfast? What breakfast?
You can’t remember the last time you had breakfast. The extra few minutes for breakfast is usually allocated for some extra sleep.
Or fixed your hair.
You’s really much rather sleep than look well groomed.
Speaking to people who call in the morning is the worst.
How dare they call in the morning? How DARE they?
What’s even worse is being woken before your usual time.
Seriously, unless it’s a life and death emergency or the building is burning down, why would you need to be awoken?
Morning people? Oh no.
Dealing with people in person in the morning, pretending to be civilised destroys 50% of your day’s energy reserves.
This. You can never understand someone like this.
Maria’s chirpiness is wonderful on TV while watching the film at night. It ends there.
Most of all, you just simply hate mornings with a vengeance and that’s the way it is.
Enough said.
